| Position(s): | LB / DE / OL |
| Height: | 5'10" |
| Weight: | 160 |
| Age: | 39 |
| Year Started: | 2001 |
| Hometown: | Louisville, KY |
| Current Residence: | Keene, NH |
| Occupation: | Network Monkey |
| College: | Keene State College |
| Athletic Experience (High School): | |
| Athletic Experience (College): | Beer Pong |
| Athletic Experience (Other): | Basketball, Softball, Rugby |
| Favorite Athlete: | Muhammad Ali |
| Favorite Team: | New York Jets! |